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Definition of Divorce? The Future tense of marriage. If I needed to find a divorce attorney in Grants Pass I think I would pick the one that could tell me the best joke. Divorce is hard, painful and trying, but if you could find someone to guide you through the process that maintains his sense of humor; well then that’s the lawyer for me.
Have you heard this one? I must admit, you brought religion into my life… I never believed in Hell until I met you. So if your a divorce attorney in Grants Pass you can borrow that one if you like. Isn’t a good personality the number one quality women say that they are looking for in a man? Well why not a lawyer?

I’m sure that the Grants Pass lawyers all know each other just like here in Ashland. They probably get together and go fishing on the Rogue River, see one another at school events, or run into each other on weekends over at the Grange.

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I thought this joke was funny when I heard it. See what you think… Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding-ring , and the suffering. Get it?
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Grants Pass is a beautiful city, located on the Rouge River here in Southern Oregon. When I was first looking in to moving to this region I thought that Grants Pass was going to be the “big” city in this area that I would have to travel to in order to get anything I need that is not your everyday item. Like a lawyer, I thought I would need to get a Grants Pass attorney, but thankfully Medford actually is closer to where I live and offers a lot of amenities.

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Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it’s worth it. Last Spring I knew a lot of female students at SOU who were excited about getting married There were eight girls in just my four classes that had all gotten engaged either over the holidays or Valentines Day. They were so happy and excited. It seemed to me that it looked like that they had won something that they sealed the deal, they got the prize of all prizes… the engagement ring. I could be nice and say it was my maturity or maybe I was just being cynical, but I was thinking that they were going to need a divorce lawyer in Ashland soon. To me, it looked like they didn’t have their priorities straight and after over hearing some these girls talk to their fiances or about them I knew it was not going to turn out well.
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Have you hear this one? What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?…. Accountants know they’re boring. Seriously though, is there an Ashland law firm? I tried to find one the other day and when I called they had relocated to Medford. Which is only a 15-20 minute drive, but still. It seems that all the decent lawyers and judges live here in Ashland, but they all have to work in Medford.

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Have you heard this one? There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge. The one who does both, has to be the best lawyer in Ashland. Actually that could be said for a lot of the attorneys here in Ashland Oregon. They appear to be a close group of lawyers and judges. Each respectful of the law and their duties to uphold the law.

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