I think that if your a DUI lawyer in Grants Pass then you should also be a member of MADD (Mother’s Against Drunk Driving). You know, to give back and hopefully save some lives. You could argue that it would be a conflict of interest, but if we could limit the amount of drunk driving offenses in the area maybe the DUI lawyer in Grants Pass will have to take up a new specialty. How fantastic would that be.
I heard this joke the other day from a DUI attorney in Ashland. No, I’m not one of his clients, but it is still a funny joke… A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
The other night I was driving over to the ATM getting ready for a trip the following day when I came across an accident. It appeared that some of the SOU students had been drinking that night and ran their black SUV smack dab into a tree outside of one of the residence buildings. I couldn’t help thinking that they were going to need a good DUI lawyer in Ashland. The police where there, the kids didn’t look to be harmed, only a little shaken up, and thank God they didn’t hurt anyone else that night with their stupidity.