I should really ask a DUI attorney in Grants Pass what exactly the difference is between a DUI (driving under the influence - meaning drugs or alcohol) and a DWI (driving while intoxicated). At least I think that I have the abbreviation meanings correct.
Definition of Divorce? The Future tense of marriage. If I needed to find a divorce attorney in Grants Pass I think I would pick the one that could tell me the best joke. Divorce is hard, painful and trying, but if you could find someone to guide you through the process that maintains his sense of humor; well then that’s the lawyer for me.
Have you heard this one? I must admit, you brought religion into my life… I never believed in Hell until I met you. So if your a divorce attorney in Grants Pass you can borrow that one if you like. Isn’t a good personality the number one quality women say that they are looking for in a man? Well why not a lawyer?
This promises to be a big week for the personal injury attorney in Grants Pass. Yesterday about a foot of snow dropped on southern Oregon with in a few hours. There have been a lot of accidents caused by the weather and the news is saying to expect the most snow that this area has seen in 20 years to fall this week.
Grants Pass is a beautiful city, located on the Rouge River here in Southern Oregon. When I was first looking in to moving to this region I thought that Grants Pass was going to be the “big” city in this area that I would have to travel to in order to get anything I need that is not your everyday item. Like a lawyer, I thought I would need to get a Grants Pass attorney, but thankfully Medford actually is closer to where I live and offers a lot of amenities.
I heard this joke the other day from a DUI attorney in Ashland. No, I’m not one of his clients, but it is still a funny joke… A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
Okay, so you always hear that roughly 50% of marriages end in divorce which would mean to me that even here in southern Oregon you can find a good divorce attorney in Ashland. But what about the statistic?
Last week the local newspaper published its “Best Of” list. I was just giving the list a glance expecting to see the usual “best hamburger” or “best pizza” in town, but I have to say this list was actually helpful. They listed everything that a new resident should know and even hidden gems that a longtime residence would find useful. Like the best attorney in Ashland, which I believe I recognized three out of the five names listed because of all of the activities that my son is involved in; like baseball and football.
When I have lived in other parts of the country the phone books have always been these monstrously huge things that you need two people just to lift it. In Phoenix Arizona, it is so big that if you ask to see a phone book they will most likely ask you what letter. Like your asking for an encyclopedia. Recently I was looking for a criminal defense attorney in Ashland Oregon for a friend and the section for lawyers is so small I was able to call just about every one of the listings. (more…)
I have always heard people complain about frivolous lawsuits, but I never really thought too much about it until it happened to me. I was served with papers a couple of months ago be some man that I have never met decided to sue me for almost a million dollars. I actually had to find an Ashland Attorney to defend me. I’m a single parent. I don’t have a million dollars, heck I am happy when I have ten dollars in my wallet.