Medford Lawyers

DUI ATTORNEY IN GRANTS PASS

admin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:05:22 +0000

I should really ask a DUI attorney in Grants Pass what exactly the difference is between a DUI (driving under the influence - meaning drugs or alcohol) and a DWI (driving while intoxicated). At least I think that I have the abbreviation meanings correct.

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DUI LAWYER IN GRANTS PASS

admin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:04:36 +0000

I think that if your a DUI lawyer in Grants Pass then you should also be a member of MADD (Mother’s Against Drunk Driving). You know, to give back and hopefully save some lives. You could argue that it would be a conflict of interest, but if we could limit the amount of drunk driving offenses in the area maybe the DUI lawyer in Grants Pass will have to take up a new specialty. How fantastic would that be.

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DIVORCE ATTORNEY IN GRANTS PASS

admin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:03:52 +0000

Definition of Divorce? The Future tense of marriage. If I needed to find a divorce attorney in Grants Pass I think I would pick the one that could tell me the best joke. Divorce is hard, painful and trying, but if you could find someone to guide you through the process that maintains his sense of humor; well then that’s the lawyer for me.
Have you heard this one? I must admit, you brought religion into my life… I never believed in Hell until I met you. So if your a divorce attorney in Grants Pass you can borrow that one if you like. Isn’t a good personality the number one quality women say that they are looking for in a man? Well why not a lawyer?

GRANTS PASS LAWYERS

admin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:02:57 +0000

I’m sure that the Grants Pass lawyers all know each other just like here in Ashland. They probably get together and go fishing on the Rogue River, see one another at school events, or run into each other on weekends over at the Grange.

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DIVORCE LAWYER IN GRANTS PASS

admin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:02:14 +0000

I thought this joke was funny when I heard it. See what you think… Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding-ring , and the suffering. Get it?
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PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEY IN GRANTS PASS

admin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:01:26 +0000

This promises to be a big week for the personal injury attorney in Grants Pass. Yesterday about a foot of snow dropped on southern Oregon with in a few hours. There have been a lot of accidents caused by the weather and the news is saying to expect the most snow that this area has seen in 20 years to fall this week.

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GRANTS PASS ATTORNEY

admin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:00:42 +0000

Grants Pass is a beautiful city, located on the Rouge River here in Southern Oregon. When I was first looking in to moving to this region I thought that Grants Pass was going to be the “big” city in this area that I would have to travel to in order to get anything I need that is not your everyday item. Like a lawyer, I thought I would need to get a Grants Pass attorney, but thankfully Medford actually is closer to where I live and offers a lot of amenities.

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DIVORCE LAWYER IN ASHLAND

admin — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:59:53 +0000

Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it’s worth it. Last Spring I knew a lot of female students at SOU who were excited about getting married There were eight girls in just my four classes that had all gotten engaged either over the holidays or Valentines Day. They were so happy and excited. It seemed to me that it looked like that they had won something that they sealed the deal, they got the prize of all prizes… the engagement ring. I could be nice and say it was my maturity or maybe I was just being cynical, but I was thinking that they were going to need a divorce lawyer in Ashland soon. To me, it looked like they didn’t have their priorities straight and after over hearing some these girls talk to their fiances or about them I knew it was not going to turn out well.
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DUI ATTORNEY IN ASHLAND

admin — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:58:58 +0000

I heard this joke the other day from a DUI attorney in Ashland. No, I’m not one of his clients, but it is still a funny joke… A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”

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ASHLAND LAW FIRM

admin — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:58:11 +0000

Have you hear this one? What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?…. Accountants know they’re boring. Seriously though, is there an Ashland law firm? I tried to find one the other day and when I called they had relocated to Medford. Which is only a 15-20 minute drive, but still. It seems that all the decent lawyers and judges live here in Ashland, but they all have to work in Medford.

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